The thoroughly Irish song from 1919 "If You're Irish (Come Into The Parlour)" by Shaun Glenville and Frank Miller is here given a decidedly international lyric by Cy Coben -
"If you're Swedish come into the parlour
Yes, come in and score with us
If your name is Carl or Ingeborg
Just pull up a chair and we'll prepare
A little smorgasbord ..."