| Credits | 43 |
| And Now On Radio 4... | 42 |
| The Shoulder Of Mutton | 4 |
| Wilf, The Butcher | 3 |
| And Now On Radio 4 | 2 |
| Are We Nearly There Yet? | 2 |
| Arrival At The BBC | 2 |
| Back At Gerry's | 2 |
| Back In The Shoulder Of Mutton | 2 |
| Gerry's Café | 2 |
| Shoulder Of Mutton | 2 |
| The Audition | 2 |
| 'Fares Please' | 1 |
| 'Golden Oldies' Hour' | 1 |
| 'On Your Marks Get Set Dinner' Cookery Show | 1 |
| 100's Of Canals Sat There Doing Nothing | 1 |
| 2oz's Of Potted Meat | 1 |
| A Bit Of Meat For Spain | 1 |
| A Day Late | 1 |
| A Heart Ring Road | 1 |
| A Little Imposition | 1 |
| A Maverick Justice Of The Peace | 1 |
| A Mixed Grill, How Did You Guess | 1 |
| A Mysterious Phone Call | 1 |
| A Nightmare In Nottingham | 1 |
| A Pomp Pomp From Down Underneath | 1 |
| A Quote Without Wogan In The Car | 1 |
| A Sheep Farmer Or A Lord? | 1 |
| A Stationers, Not A Sweet Shop | 1 |
| A Ten-Minute Rest Stop | 1 |
| A Visit To Wilf's | 1 |
| Accident At Wilf's | 1 |
| Alright Sally? | 1 |
| Altercation With A Busker | 1 |
| An Audience With Arthur | 1 |
| An Inconvenient Fly In The Ointment | 1 |
| An Open Window | 1 |
| Any Chance Of Having The Six Pack Now? | 1 |
| Any Questions? | 1 |
| Are You Fit Then? | 1 |
| Arrival At The Fundraiser | 1 |
| Arthur Discusses His Imminent Lecture With Wilf, The Butcher | 1 |
| Arthur In Surgery | 1 |
| Arthur Is Canvassed On The Street | 1 |
| Arthur Reads From A New Novel | 1 |
| Arthur Rehearses For Just A Minute | 1 |
| Arthur Reminisces In Preparation For A Play | 1 |
| Arthur The Playwright | 1 |
| Arthur Warms Up | 1 |
| Arthur's After Dinner Speech | 1 |
| Arthur's Antique Roadshow | 1 |
| Arthur's Concussion | 1 |
| Arthur's Theory Of Evolution Versus Creation | 1 |
| At The Café | 1 |
| At The Car Boot Sale | 1 |
| At The Hippodrome | 1 |
| At The Hospital | 1 |
| At The Library With Geoffrey | 1 |
| Audition For Dr No Little | 1 |
| Auditions In Jack's Back Room | 1 |
| Aunty Mary Had A Canary | 1 |
| Autograph Nutter | 1 |
| Back At The Shoulder Of Mutton | 1 |
| Back At Wilf's | 1 |
| Back In Hospital | 1 |
| Back To The Coach | 1 |
| Banana Telephone | 1 |
| Barbers - Day Off Today? | 1 |
| Barry Cryer Asks For A Favour | 1 |
| Barry's Arrival | 1 |
| Basildon Bond Meeting | 1 |
| Beef Steak, Sweep Stake | 1 |
| Been In This Bloody Queue For An Hour | 1 |
| Blogging Into Hammer Lunch | 1 |
| Blue Suede Foot | 1 |
| Bonfire Night Last Year | 1 |
| Bonjour Arthur | 1 |
| Book Launch At Wilf Taylor's Master Butchers | 1 |
| Book Quest | 1 |
| Book Review | 1 |
| Breakfast At Gerry's Café | 1 |
| Brighouse And Gastric Band | 1 |
| Brochures On Italy | 1 |
| Budgie Bereavement | 1 |
| Buenas Noches | 1 |
| Building Society | 1 |
| Busy Work Drinking | 1 |
| Can I Interest You In A Tour Of The City? | 1 |
| Can I See Your License Please? | 1 |
| Can't Speak Now | 1 |
| Cashier Number Two Please | 1 |
| Casting Telephone Call | 1 |
| Catering Planning At Wilf's | 1 |
| Cats, The Musical Audition | 1 |
| Charity Shop | 1 |
| Citizens Advice Bureau | 1 |
| City Tour Bus | 1 |
| Clock Shopping | 1 |
| Closing Up | 1 |
| Cloud Cuckoo Clock | 1 |
| Codename Rattlesnake (Part 2) | 1 |
| Codename Rattlesnake (Part One) | 1 |
| Come Come Mr Bond | 1 |
| Condiments To The Chef | 1 |
| Count Arthur Strong Sings Karaoke | 1 |
| Count Arthur Strongov | 1 |
| Crash Course On The Karaoke | 1 |
| Credit | 1 |
| Cues | 1 |
| Customer Opinion Poll | 1 |
| Dalziel And Pascoe Video From Wilf | 1 |
| Deciphering Hieroglyphics At Gerry's Café | 1 |
| Deluxe Veggie Slice-O-Matic | 1 |
| Dicing Kidney With Kevin McDonald | 1 |
| Died And Gone To Heaven | 1 |
| Discussing Techniques With Wilf, The Butcher | 1 |
| Do-It-Yourself Wills | 1 |
| Doctor's Waiting Room | 1 |
| Don't Want Any Cocks Up Tonight | 1 |
| Don't Worry About A Thing Freddie | 1 |
| Doncaster... | 1 |
| Dr. Hal | 1 |
| Dracula's Castle | 1 |
| Ear Photography | 1 |
| Earlier And Earlier | 1 |
| Eat Your Heart Out Huge Fearnley Whipping Stool | 1 |
| Eating Kebab At Arthur's Place | 1 |
| Eddie Presley, King Of Rock Cakes | 1 |
| Entertainment On The Coach | 1 |
| Equity Helpline | 1 |
| Escorted From The Premises | 1 |
| España Por Favor | 1 |
| Extract From The Diary | 1 |
| Final Preparations | 1 |
| Finding Props At Wilf's | 1 |
| Flash Gordon To Ming The Motionless | 1 |
| Fly On A Pork Chop | 1 |
| Flyers | 1 |
| For The Good Of The Committee | 1 |
| Fourth Floor? | 1 |
| Frddie, Don't Get Well Soon | 1 |
| Freddie Olmondroyd's Solicitor | 1 |
| Free Drinks | 1 |
| Full English On The House | 1 |
| Fund-Raiser Planning At The Shoulder Of Mutton | 1 |
| Fundraising | 1 |
| Gerry's Café - Mornin' Arthur | 1 |
| Gesundheit! | 1 |
| Get The Top Off One Of These | 1 |
| Glass Of Sherry And George's Genital's | 1 |
| Glasses For Nothing | 1 |
| Good Deeds For The Weedy | 1 |
| Hasta La Vista Baby! | 1 |
| He Makes You Do This?! | 1 |
| Hello Good People | 1 |
| Hello, Tony Healy | 1 |
| Her With The Willow Pad Head | 1 |
| Home-Made Range Of Piccalilli | 1 |
| Honorary Chief Communion Wine Taster | 1 |
| How Embarrassing | 1 |
| I'll Be Chairman For A Change | 1 |
| I'll Feel My Way Out | 1 |
| I'm Here About The Time Thing | 1 |
| I'm Not Hiding Behind The Hedge | 1 |
| I've Got A Nose For Pub's | 1 |
| If We Hit An Ice Burger | 1 |
| Important Miscalulations | 1 |
| Impressions | 1 |
| Impressions For Wilf | 1 |
| In The Motorway Service Station | 1 |
| Insurance For My Minx | 1 |
| Interview With The Monthly Advertiser | 1 |
| Interviewing Gerry At The Café | 1 |
| It Was Prince Charles | 1 |
| It's A Lemon Entry My Dear Watson | 1 |
| It's Johnson The Butler | 1 |
| Jerry's Café With Tweedle Dum And Tweedle Dee | 1 |
| Jimmy, The Barber | 1 |
| Keep Christmas Secret Society | 1 |
| Last Orders At The Shoulder Of Mutton | 1 |
| Last Time I'm Using The Bus | 1 |
| Late For His Appointment | 1 |
| Laurence Olivier | 1 |
| Left Handed Shoes | 1 |
| Les Drinks Liberte (French For Free) | 1 |
| Letter From The Round Table | 1 |
| Liza With A Z | 1 |
| Lost | 1 |
| Lost And Found | 1 |
| Lot Less Bother With A Hover | 1 |
| Lunch At Gerry's | 1 |
| Lunch At Gerry's Café | 1 |
| Lunch Break With Patrick | 1 |
| Lurverly To Meet You... | 1 |
| Make-Up Testing At The Department Store | 1 |
| Malcolm Arrives For Audition Run Through | 1 |
| Malcolm's Audition Class | 1 |
| Malcolm's Visit | 1 |
| Malcolm, At Last | 1 |
| Malcolm...The Very Person | 1 |
| Mam's Antibiotics | 1 |
| Medicine At The Pub | 1 |
| Meeting Geoffrey At The Hall | 1 |
| Meeting The Other Guest Speakers | 1 |
| Merry Christmas And Condiments | 1 |
| Millionaire Machine | 1 |
| Mind Your Head On That Light Fitting | 1 |
| Mobile Phone Shopping | 1 |
| More Like A Bungalow | 1 |
| More Like A Shopping Centre | 1 |
| Mornin' Wilf | 1 |
| Morning Count Strong | 1 |
| Motivational Speech Practice | 1 |
| Mr Clarke, The Chemist | 1 |
| Mrs Robinson's Introduction | 1 |
| My Language, Arthurish | 1 |
| Mystery Of The New Bucket | 1 |
| Nearly Quarter To Ten | 1 |
| Nipping Into Wilf's | 1 |
| No Beakfast At Gerry's Cafe | 1 |
| Nothing I Don't Know About Pantos | 1 |
| Nothing Says Sorry Like A Sausage | 1 |
| Now Where's That Cat? | 1 |
| Nursery Hustings | 1 |
| Off Menu At Gerry's Café | 1 |
| Once, Twice, Three Times A Butcher | 1 |
| One Anchor Stuck To My Thumb | 1 |
| One Of My Ulreka Moments | 1 |
| Opening Night | 1 |
| Over Here Wogan! | 1 |
| Pandorra's Box? | 1 |
| Passport Bravo | 1 |
| Pest Control At Gerry's Café | 1 |
| Peter Pan O'Pop | 1 |
| Piccalilli Taste Test | 1 |
| Pick Axe Mingle's Brains | 1 |
| Police Reconstruction | 1 |
| Pre-Motivational Speech Preparations With Geoffrey | 1 |
| Preparations | 1 |
| Preparations For The Sale | 1 |
| Pub Quiz Results Counted | 1 |
| Put Me Another Sausage On Wilf | 1 |
| Putting The Ship In The Bottle | 1 |
| Question And Answer Session | 1 |
| Queuing | 1 |
| Queuing At The Hospital | 1 |
| Queuing At The Shop | 1 |
| Quick Stop At The Shoulder Of Mutton | 1 |
| Radio Play Rehearsal | 1 |
| Radio Show | 1 |
| Rescued In The Nick Of Time | 1 |
| Research For The Quiz | 1 |
| Return To The Shoulder Of Mutton | 1 |
| Returning The Cassette Recorder Machine | 1 |
| Ruminations On Pedestrian Crossings | 1 |
| Screw Back For The Black | 1 |
| Séance | 1 |
| See How They Run Like Pigs | 1 |
| Selling Pitch At Jerry's | 1 |
| Señor String? | 1 |
| Shakespeare At The Pub | 1 |
| Shopping With Malcolm | 1 |
| Slack Customs | 1 |
| Slow News Day | 1 |
| Small Pint And Pork Scratchings | 1 |
| Sniff Of A Free Meal | 1 |
| Sound And Lighting Cues | 1 |
| Spanish Elvis Has Left The Building | 1 |
| Start Filming When They Open The Door | 1 |
| Streaky Bacon At The Opticians | 1 |
| Street Cabs | 1 |
| Stuck In A Lift | 1 |
| Sunny Days Time Shares | 1 |
| Sure We Are On The Right Road? | 1 |
| Swotting Up At The Library | 1 |
| Table Dancing | 1 |
| Take Your Chosen Veg | 1 |
| Talking To You... Looking At Geoffrey | 1 |
| Tea Break | 1 |
| Team Meeting At Wilf's | 1 |
| Telephone Call From Oxford University | 1 |
| Teletubbles | 1 |
| Tent Shopping | 1 |
| Thank You To The Audience | 1 |
| That Awful Man From Down The Road | 1 |
| That Bloody Stupid Woman | 1 |
| The Auditionee's | 1 |
| The Corn Exchange | 1 |
| The Doctor | 1 |
| The Dynamic Duo | 1 |
| The Food Critics Visit | 1 |
| The Four Apostles, The Classic Line-Up | 1 |
| The Good Flush Guide | 1 |
| The Invisible Man | 1 |
| The Missing Cauliflower | 1 |
| The Moronic Hall | 1 |
| The Official Opening Of The Shoe Shop | 1 |
| The Oxford University Debating Society | 1 |
| The Price Of A Scouring Pad | 1 |
| The Rider For The Show | 1 |
| The Shoulder Of Mutton Quiz Night | 1 |
| The Shoulder To Celebrate | 1 |
| The Statue Of The Black Prince | 1 |
| The Stuff Of Dreams | 1 |
| The Tale Of Spiggy Lakes | 1 |
| The Viewing | 1 |
| The Wagon Wheel At Last | 1 |
| They Don't Make Them Like This | 1 |
| Thing To Do Today | 1 |
| Thinking More In The 1000's | 1 |
| This Afternoons Special Guest | 1 |
| Thou Hast Fallen Whilst Jousting | 1 |
| Tie-Break Question | 1 |
| Tinnitus The Greek God | 1 |
| Troublesome Toaster | 1 |
| Try To Put A Smile On Your Face | 1 |
| Tug Of Turkey Leg | 1 |
| TV Licensing | 1 |
| Two Of Everything | 1 |
| Two Teas At Gerry's | 1 |
| Under New Management | 1 |
| VCR Helpline | 1 |
| VCR Manual | 1 |
| Visiting Gerry At Home | 1 |
| Vocal Warm Up | 1 |
| Waiting For The Mini Bus | 1 |
| Walking Tours, A Few Places Remaining | 1 |
| Want To Buy A Slice Of Finger? | 1 |
| Warehouse Out Of Raiders Of The Ark Royal | 1 |
| Water Water Everywhere | 1 |
| We Got Him Anne... | 1 |
| We Were There, We Weren't There | 1 |
| We Were Worried About You... | 1 |
| Welcome Aboard | 1 |
| Welcome Home Arthur | 1 |
| What Seems To Be The Problem Here | 1 |
| What Was The Cost Of The Pullover? | 1 |
| What's Up With You, You Look Lost... | 1 |
| When Opportunity Knocks | 1 |
| Where's The Tea Gone? | 1 |
| Whose Cauliflower? | 1 |
| Wilf At Gerry's Cafe | 1 |
| Wilf The Butchers | 1 |
| Wilf's Dedicated Point Of Sales Area | 1 |
| Wizard Of Oz Picket Line | 1 |
| Women's Institute Talk | 1 |
| Worried About You Arthur | 1 |
| Wrong Place At The Right Time | 1 |
| You Here For Some Advice? | 1 |
| You Must Let Me Buy The Next One | 1 |
| Your Host For The Evening | 1 |