Are you ready to start squabbling over who watches what and when in your house this year?

You should be, because the Radio Times Christmas double issue is here to brighten this impossibly well lit time of year even more than humanly possible.

So what can you read in our fit to bursting edition this year?

We've got you covered for all of your television, radio and film needs over this festive fortnight.

Buckle yourself into your sleigh – and get your highlighters ready – this is one long nice list!

David Beckham tells us why he prefers watching rugby to football
Sir David Attenborough on breaking records at nearly 90
Kara Tointon talks taking on her idol Julie Andrews's role as Maria in The Sound of Music
The ballet effect on the nation with Darcey Bussell
Christmas 1960s style with Call the Midwife

Something for the children with the story behind Stick Man, how to make your own Shaun the Sheep and David Walliams's Billionaire Boy

Go back in time with Dad's Army and Dickensian
Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch get Victorian in the eagerly awaited Sherlock Christmas Special

Wedding bells all round with EastEnders stars Kellie Bright and Danny Dyer
Explore Christmas in space with astronaut Tim Peake and Doctor Who star Peter Capaldi

Harrison Ford talks the return of Star Wars
An alternative review of 2015 with Eddie Mair

Jack Whitehall on why he stands for The Queen's Speech
All Kylie Minogue wants for Christmas

Why the Right Rev Nick Baines thinks we should put down our phones at this time of year
And Then There Were None – a look at the star-filled version of Agatha Christie's mystery
The women of The Archers channel Calendar Girls and strip off this year for Christmas
Mo Farah on Christmas in America, his hunger for another gold medal and his new son

And finally, the confessions of award-winning TV addict Alison Graham

You could also be in with the chance of winning a Stick Man goody bag!
Have a mince pie on us, you've earned it.