Just got my RC, and read therein.

It was like opening the Ark Of the Covenant.... there was screaming, shaking, and my face melted as the wrath and fury of God filled the room!

I've tucked it safely away in a warehouse to be looked after by "Top Men".

Please don't disillusion me by saying that Dr Doom doesn't really spend his evenings fighting the Fantastic 4, and sporting an Iron mask!!!

As for me, I must confess that my real name is not Magic Marmalade, but simply: Standard Jam (Well, we all exaggerate don't we?)