If you're not lost... It's not an adventure! Member since Jun 2014 3747 Points Moderator
It's amazing how many gradings of records are base on visual appearance, and not through actual listening, that is: audio.
I've picked up a few Beatles singles this past month or two at the booty fairs (Just seem to have a knack for finding them like I'm a Beatle magnet or something (sadly not as far as albums go though)). Some look good, but play terribly, others look like someone tried to use scrub the outside wall of their house with, but sound great... so I would venture to suggest a kind of animal hide equivalent audio grading system:
5: A smooth beast, all music, no fuzz
4: Suede, a little fuzz, but no impediment to the music.
3: Mogwai, a covering of short hair, fluffy sounding, but not yet entirely unpleasant
4: Poodle: A mass of curly hair that entirely distorts the shape of the animal
5: Cousin It, What the F...
Or maybe a reference to the visual... If I said this record sounds positively Cubist, you'd be given to understand that it's all ungodly angles and pops and clicks and spasms that leaves you wondering just what on earth the original subject was!
Lend me ten pounds and I'll buy you a drink. Member since Feb 2012 7198 Points Moderator
I like that.
"It's mint apart from all the scratches, the blob of glue on the playing surface and the missing chunk of vinyl. Oh and the love letter scratched into the label. Aside from all that it's like new!"
Tell me he's lazy, tell me he's slow Member since Jan 2011 4138 Points Moderator
By contrast, I just bought an album from the well-known EIL Records, described IIRC as "vgc but slight imperfection on the spline of the sleeve"
When it arrived in its PVC wallet it was completely indistinguishable from brand-new-like-issued-last-week condition - how meticulous is that!
Lend me ten pounds and I'll buy you a drink. Member since Feb 2012 7198 Points Moderator
Juke Jules wrote:
By contrast, I just bought an album from the well-known EIL Records, described IIRC as "vgc but slight imperfection on the spline of the sleeve"
When it arrived in its PVC wallet it was completely indistinguishable from brand-new-like-issued-last-week condition - how meticulous is that!